i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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