do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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