i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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