whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
