Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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