you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
