This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Mom said you looked used
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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