Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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