How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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