Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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