see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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