Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
