ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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