Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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