As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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