I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
In the future we'll all be gay
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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