it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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