So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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