my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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