i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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