your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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