singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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