was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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