is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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