i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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