I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
