butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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