I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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