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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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