didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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