Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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