There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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