took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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