Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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