A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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