did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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