Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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