Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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