At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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