Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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