All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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