oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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