idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No more Irish car bombs ever.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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