Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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