I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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