I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
