And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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