Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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