Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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