so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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