they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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